"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings
Josh Billings
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
Joe Weinstein
Joe Weinstein
"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
Gilda Radner
"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage."
Agnes Repplier
"I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that."
W. Dayton Wedgefarth
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
Phil Pastoret
Gilda Radner
"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage."
Agnes Repplier
"I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that."
W. Dayton Wedgefarth
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
Phil Pastoret
" Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
Max Eastman
Max Eastman
"With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog."
Edward Jesse
"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am."
Unknown
Edward Jesse
"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am."
Unknown
"The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man."
Robertson Davies
Robertson Davies
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."
Steve Bluestone
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
Will Rogers
"They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."
Jerome K. Jerome
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
Ogden Nash
"One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue."
Unknown
Steve Bluestone
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
Will Rogers
"They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."
Jerome K. Jerome
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
Ogden Nash
"One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue."
Unknown
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
-Samuel Butler
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
-Capek
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Billings
"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
-Maeterlinck
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
-Gene Hill
